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You've ever woken up at 3AM with an urgent need to
use the bathroom, and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email
real quick"
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You've ever dreamt about source code.
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Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain
Dew.
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The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
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The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
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If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)
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You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this
stupid thing SHOULD compile!".
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When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the
devil.
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The case hasn't been on your computer since the day
you bought it.
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You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
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You have a LAN in your living room.
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You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!"
(Warez Puppies)
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Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
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Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
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You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
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You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since
"The Net" came out.
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You think your phone is tapped.
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Your phone IS tapped.
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You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
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The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.
